When I’m scared of the dark I whistle or sing,
Which fixates and pixates each scary thing.
The scaries are lonely, but not when I’m there.
They know that my music means that I care.
I’m scared to go flying up high in a plane,
I’ve learned a neat trick that alleviates strain.
I plan farther ahead and ride on a train.
If I see some blood! Here’s a remedy quaint.
I put my head down ‘tween my knees and don’t faint.
When I go to the beach, I feel like a geek
(‘cause I don’t have a Swartz’negger’s psyseek),
I don’t go in swimming nor go for a prowl,
I lay on the sand beneath my beach towel.
While others might suffer from shedding their clothes,
I’ve never been sunburned (except for my nose.)
When I get crank phone calls, I hang up “toot sweet,”
And never go out without shoes on my feet.
When loud noises are fright’ning, I cover both ears.
And for fears of old age I subtract twenty years.
When movies are scary I simply don’t look,
Through “The Wolfman Ate Clevelend” I read a good book.
(If you keep your flashlight stuffed up your sleeve,
there’s a good chance the ushers won’t ask you to leave.)
I turn off TV when there’s news on my set.
About the reports of diseases we’ll get.
But when I visit Disneyland, PEOPLE WATCH OUT!
I ride the fast coasters! I scream and I shout!
I laugh at the pirates, you won’t hear me grouse!
I’m the first one in line for that old Haunted House!
I ride little things that twirl me around!
And cars hung on wires ninety feet off the ground!
I stay forty hours ‘til they lock up the gate,
And I’m back the next day at dawn. How GRR-REAT!
I wonder if perhaps some fears I could shed,
Knowing that like Disney, they’re just in my head?
All too soon I must leave, and go back to my house.
“Goodbye” to Frontierland. “Goodbye,” Mickey Mouse.
I’ll return soon for the thrills that I crave,
But for now it’s back to the home of the Brave.
Where do you feel bravest? What scares you and how do you overcome your fears?
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Cute poem, it made me smile. I have a fear of shots (hypodermic needles). I can’t even look at a photo of someone getting a shot, and seeing that on TV makes me turn my head.
If I have to get a shot, I just grit my teeth through it, and usually it’s not as bad as the anticipation. of course. However, I have never gotten a flu shot, and forget the C-19 stuff. Fortunately, the information about that that is coming to light makes me glad that I skipped it.
Thanks for your email Lisa. All of us have something that we fear…I’m wary of crocodiles, which would be funny since I live in Florida and those scary overgrown lizards are all over the place.
Molli, that’s pretty funny, since crocs are on another continent. I’m sure that you meant Alligators. And yes, they can move really fast on land and I’ve also seen videos of them climbing fences. Scary creatures, indeed!
i loved the poem – i’m 80 and when i feel scared i am goin to get it out and read it. thank you
Hi Teresa, Thanks for your email. Hope this poem helps you gain new perspectives about things that may scare you. My biggie are crocodiles, which is strange since we live in Florida and see them often, even at the beach. They are really scary, and with all those teeth. Yikes. And, I’ve learned how to climb on car hoods which helped me the two times those big lizards came after me when I was walking a neighbor’s dog. One good thing about crocs is that they can’t climb.
Hi Molly
I’m from the UK and also scared of crocodiles so thank you for the tip about climbing on a car roof to avoid being eaten! I will be visiting north Florida, Savanna Georgia and Charleston South Carolina next week.I’m so looking forward to the trip but was concerned about the crocodiles. I feel better about it now! Ha hA
Maria xx